It's a little known fact that I have a Joint Major in Political Science and Middle Eastern Studies from McGill University. (and an honors degree in Social Science!) According to Marge Simpson, McGill is the Harvard of Canada. According to Lisa Simpson, "Anything that's the Something of the Something isn't really the Anything of Anything."
As such, I have decided to combine my love of politics with my creative ability and introduce a candy-date, "BOBBY DeTRUMPO" that YOU can believe in, and candy-bar that will literally MAKE CHOCOLATE GREAT AGAIN! (because that is the dream folks)
I call my creations, the BIG MOUTH and the NUT JOB bars. They're available for purchase at the incredible SWEET! HOLLYWOOD (or ONLINE) located at the Hollywood / Highland Center (6801 Hollywood Blvd #201, Los Angeles, CA 90028). The BIG MOUTH bar is a HUGE bar made of 100% Made-in-America, American Pure-Milk Chocolate. The NUT JOB is also made of the same stuff plus lots and lots of NUTS! Each bar comes complete with BOBBY D's actual tweets written on the side of the bar.
And of course, the "candy-date" theme of the bar, a one BOBBY DeTRUMPO has absolutely nothing to do with anyone named Donald Trump nor the Trump Campaign. But if it did, it would be a parody protected under the 1st amendment and the recent ruling on transformative art.
In terms of who I am voting for...well...I'm Canadian and therefore cannot vote. Alas, I must remain a spectator. However, I will most certainly assist DeTRUMPO to MAKE CHOCOLATE GREAT AGAIN!